The Big Blonde Hair Blog has been put on a slight hiatus for road trips to Arkansas, lack of sleep and pottty training puppies...But I will be back this week!!!
April 27, 2009
April 21, 2009
Giddy Up!
The Kentucky Derby is rapidly approaching....No plans?! May 2nd is a day of celebration much like Halloween. Add: Horses subtract: Headless Horsemen add: Mint Juleps subtract: Thin Mints add: Big floral hats and dresses subtract: Witch hats and naughty nurse dresses... See, they are EXACTLY alike! AND would you sit in if Halloween was on a warm Saturday in May?!!! I think not! Put the anti-anxiety meds away, I have the remedy for your potentially problematic situation.
For those of us who cannot make the trek to Churchill Downs and bet on the horse with the goofiest name, what better way to spend the day then on a pub crawl with all of your friends and friends to be. What better way to use my blog than to promote my own business endeavors?!!There is nothing like a day of drinking Mint Juleps and Miller Lite to celebrate this yearly occasion. And who doesn't love a good pub crawl to kick off summer? You will get all this and more by attending Derby Daze Chicago http://www.derbydazechicago.com/ , the pub crawl event of the year!
Ladies, this means finding the best outfit possible, for 3 reasons. Reason 1- To avoid being one upped by the hot 19 year old (Hey...We are hosting this in the DePaul neighborhood, someone under 25 could come!!!) with her fabulous dress, big boobs and trendy hat. Reason 2- You'd don't want to miss out on the chance to win the Best Dressed contest! Reason 3 - Who doesn't love a little pub crawl make out??? (We are not responsible if the person you chose to make out with after 5 Mint Juleps ends up looking like the winner of the Derby when you sober up).
This doesn't have to be a bank breaking endeavor...I saw some great hats and dresses at Loehman's on State Street and some great hats at Target for less than $15. Also, dig a bit in your own closet. Any polka dot, floral dress or brightly colored dress with a big hat to accessorize should do the trick! If you want something special and just won the lotto, Betsey Johnson makes the most amazing Derby-Ready dresses!
Don't be a horses ass (couldn't resist), click on the link below to buy your ticket! Price includes drink specials, a chance to mingle with hot members of the opposite sex, a chance to win prizes and more!
http://www.derbydazechicago.com/
For those of us who cannot make the trek to Churchill Downs and bet on the horse with the goofiest name, what better way to spend the day then on a pub crawl with all of your friends and friends to be. What better way to use my blog than to promote my own business endeavors?!!There is nothing like a day of drinking Mint Juleps and Miller Lite to celebrate this yearly occasion. And who doesn't love a good pub crawl to kick off summer? You will get all this and more by attending Derby Daze Chicago http://www.derbydazechicago.com/ , the pub crawl event of the year!
Ladies, this means finding the best outfit possible, for 3 reasons. Reason 1- To avoid being one upped by the hot 19 year old (Hey...We are hosting this in the DePaul neighborhood, someone under 25 could come!!!) with her fabulous dress, big boobs and trendy hat. Reason 2- You'd don't want to miss out on the chance to win the Best Dressed contest! Reason 3 - Who doesn't love a little pub crawl make out??? (We are not responsible if the person you chose to make out with after 5 Mint Juleps ends up looking like the winner of the Derby when you sober up).
This doesn't have to be a bank breaking endeavor...I saw some great hats and dresses at Loehman's on State Street and some great hats at Target for less than $15. Also, dig a bit in your own closet. Any polka dot, floral dress or brightly colored dress with a big hat to accessorize should do the trick! If you want something special and just won the lotto, Betsey Johnson makes the most amazing Derby-Ready dresses!
Don't be a horses ass (couldn't resist), click on the link below to buy your ticket! Price includes drink specials, a chance to mingle with hot members of the opposite sex, a chance to win prizes and more!
http://www.derbydazechicago.com/
And check out our Facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=80898308696&ref=ts
Shopping Ideas:
Fabulous Forever 21 Special - $22.80! http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dress&product%5Fid=2059251516&Page=2
Cute and understated for floral/print haters:http://www.express.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=9565&parentCategoryId=2&categoryId=22&subCategoryId=325
Satin halter...Adorable with a big white hat! http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=dress&product%5Fid=2048018067&Page=10
Lets break the bank: http://www.betseyjohnson.com/store/productdetails2.aspx?categoryid=1101&productid=6904&np=1101
April 20, 2009
Yelp Is On The Way!!!
How did I make any decisions before Yelp.com? I do not know, I'd have to check Yelp.com. Yelp is the best thing to happen to me since Forever 21. I do not do anything without checking Yelp reviews first. Need a hair stylist? Check Yelp.com. Need a mechanic who won't slash your tires? Consult Yelp. Even problems like finding a new dentist or a bikini waxer that won't make you cry can be easily solved by reading the reviews of fellow Yelpers! I know most of you are probably on the Yelp train, but if you haven't checked it out stop reading immediately and go directly there.
Another fabulous thing is that you can absolutely, ever so passively, rip into anyone/anywhere that gives you bad service. If you are anything like me and do not enjoy confrontation with strangers, and would dread asking to talk to a manager at a restaurant, Yelp is on your side. Trash the bad chicken parm that you paid $200 on the Gold Coast or the rude waiter at a whim. I know for a fact that many business owners are consulting Yelp reviews and taking note....The good ones even offer discounts to return and have a chance to prove themselves again. On the other end of things, it is a great way to give props to businesses that do a great job with a 5 star review, because they deserve it! Since I can't review Yelp on Yelp, consider this 5 stars!
If only there was a Yelp.com for dating....
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=0Rhz5wLqSgvJhHbAvJ0usQ
Another fabulous thing is that you can absolutely, ever so passively, rip into anyone/anywhere that gives you bad service. If you are anything like me and do not enjoy confrontation with strangers, and would dread asking to talk to a manager at a restaurant, Yelp is on your side. Trash the bad chicken parm that you paid $200 on the Gold Coast or the rude waiter at a whim. I know for a fact that many business owners are consulting Yelp reviews and taking note....The good ones even offer discounts to return and have a chance to prove themselves again. On the other end of things, it is a great way to give props to businesses that do a great job with a 5 star review, because they deserve it! Since I can't review Yelp on Yelp, consider this 5 stars!
If only there was a Yelp.com for dating....
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=0Rhz5wLqSgvJhHbAvJ0usQ
April 16, 2009
You Sexy Minx
It's sloooowly starting to get warmer, which means it time to break out the sandals and start taking care of ourselves again ladies and metro-sexuals!!! I walked down Southport today, and saw all 10 nail salons jam packed with people, scrambling to get their nails done in anticipation of the 70 degree forecast tomorrow. Time to break out the sandals! The rule is after Easter anything goes, no?!
To me, this is minor torture. While some people enjoy a day at the nail salon, I dread it. I am addicted to the outcome, however the experience itself ranks with that of the dentist. Spending 2 hours, face to face and then face to foot, with someone I do not know is ever so awkward! I often go to the cheapest place I can find, and am ever fearful I will leave with some dreadful nail fungus that will put me in a coma. I am most uncomfortable making someone scrape dead skin off of my feet...Should anyone be subjected to such a task? I spend most of pedicure time squirming, my body jolting as if I am having a minor seizure as the pedicurist does her work, as my feet are extremely ticklish!
I may have found the remedy to my nail woes! As I was watching E News Daily (the ONLY source for important news :-) ) a few weeks back, I caught a spot on "Minx". It is a new product to the nail industry, and stars like Beyonce (http://www.minxnails.com/Minx-Your-Say.asp ) have quickly become fans! Essentially, it is a covering for your nail that forms to fit your nail like polish when put under heat, so no painting! Minx comes in exciting and bold patterns, so you can have nails sporting plaids, metallics, cheetah print, alligator skin..Even a nativity scene (to each their own)! Consider this the less trashy and updated version of airbrushing! ( http://www.minxnails.com/cylantscart/index.php?p=catalog&parent=1&pg=1 ) . It is also said to last longer than the average manicure, which means less awkward silence!
As soon as I caught wind of this, I went straight to their website ( http://www.minxnails.com/default.asp) to see where I could go to a Chicago nail salon and get Minx-ed, only to see no one listed. I was determined, so I emailed the company who also said that there in fact, were no Chicago salons. Does no one in this city watch E!? I even flipped through Vogue yesterday and saw a feature on the product. Get with it Midwest salon owners! (Adri-You can check this out because the product actually originated in Cali, you lucky girl!)
The mission,should you choose to accept, is to get Minx into Chicago salons. This can only be accomplished with your support!!!! Mention this amazing product to your manicurist or the manager of your favorite salon and watch the fabuolous trend (yes, I am aware it will be a trend and will not take the place of the actual polish manicure, but a good one at that) take root in the Midwest!
http://www.minxnails.com/default.asp
To me, this is minor torture. While some people enjoy a day at the nail salon, I dread it. I am addicted to the outcome, however the experience itself ranks with that of the dentist. Spending 2 hours, face to face and then face to foot, with someone I do not know is ever so awkward! I often go to the cheapest place I can find, and am ever fearful I will leave with some dreadful nail fungus that will put me in a coma. I am most uncomfortable making someone scrape dead skin off of my feet...Should anyone be subjected to such a task? I spend most of pedicure time squirming, my body jolting as if I am having a minor seizure as the pedicurist does her work, as my feet are extremely ticklish!
I may have found the remedy to my nail woes! As I was watching E News Daily (the ONLY source for important news :-) ) a few weeks back, I caught a spot on "Minx". It is a new product to the nail industry, and stars like Beyonce (http://www.minxnails.com/Minx-Your-Say.asp ) have quickly become fans! Essentially, it is a covering for your nail that forms to fit your nail like polish when put under heat, so no painting! Minx comes in exciting and bold patterns, so you can have nails sporting plaids, metallics, cheetah print, alligator skin..Even a nativity scene (to each their own)! Consider this the less trashy and updated version of airbrushing! ( http://www.minxnails.com/cylantscart/index.php?p=catalog&parent=1&pg=1 ) . It is also said to last longer than the average manicure, which means less awkward silence!
As soon as I caught wind of this, I went straight to their website ( http://www.minxnails.com/default.asp) to see where I could go to a Chicago nail salon and get Minx-ed, only to see no one listed. I was determined, so I emailed the company who also said that there in fact, were no Chicago salons. Does no one in this city watch E!? I even flipped through Vogue yesterday and saw a feature on the product. Get with it Midwest salon owners! (Adri-You can check this out because the product actually originated in Cali, you lucky girl!)
The mission,should you choose to accept, is to get Minx into Chicago salons. This can only be accomplished with your support!!!! Mention this amazing product to your manicurist or the manager of your favorite salon and watch the fabuolous trend (yes, I am aware it will be a trend and will not take the place of the actual polish manicure, but a good one at that) take root in the Midwest!
http://www.minxnails.com/default.asp
April 15, 2009
My Husband's Itallian Wife
I love fashion as much as the next person...maybe more than the average person. I flip through Vogue and gaze at the amazing pieces...I watch the Academy Awards, even though I have often never seen any of the movies, only to see what everyone is wearing. I am amazed at the inspiration behind designers pieces, and am ever intrigued on where they get their ideas from. However, when it really comes down to it, my style icon in not Twiggly or Jackie O.... It is Adriana La Cerva, from the Soprano's. Random? Perhaps, but toss me a matching Juicy tracksuit, allow me to accent with some animal print and gold jewelery, take me to get some acrylics and I'm in heaven.
While some people day dream of living in London or Paris, I really actually often wish I had a Jersey accent and spent my summers on the shore in the house that Mark, who we would call by his middle name, Salvo, bought from his job in the "construction" industry. I would sport a leopard print bikini (under my Juicy tracksuit) , have huge teased hair, wear stiletto heels by the pool, and play cards with my girlfriends. After my long day, I would cook meatballs for dinner, in my Juicy tracksuit (notice the versatility?!). We would drive around in our Cadillac, we would call people "Wise Guys" and Mark would say "Fuggedaboudit" into the wee hours of the night, when I would spend a half hour before bed removing my Adriana style eye makeup.
While some people day dream of living in London or Paris, I really actually often wish I had a Jersey accent and spent my summers on the shore in the house that Mark, who we would call by his middle name, Salvo, bought from his job in the "construction" industry. I would sport a leopard print bikini (under my Juicy tracksuit) , have huge teased hair, wear stiletto heels by the pool, and play cards with my girlfriends. After my long day, I would cook meatballs for dinner, in my Juicy tracksuit (notice the versatility?!). We would drive around in our Cadillac, we would call people "Wise Guys" and Mark would say "Fuggedaboudit" into the wee hours of the night, when I would spend a half hour before bed removing my Adriana style eye makeup.
For now, since I don't want to get off-ed and do not like the idea of my husband having girlfriends, I will stay in Chicago, wearing my Juicy tracksuit that I bought on store credit, slightly unzipped to reveal my leopard print tank top, with my huge blond hair and masses of jewelry, married to my 1/4 Italian husband who makes fantastic meatballs...Hell, if things get crazy, we might even go eat at Gene & Georgetti's.
While "researching" for this blog, I have even discovered I may not be the only one!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020829/18137__sopranowomen_l.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,345651,00.html&usg=__-tidIIVQ35hcIZQ5RVVFuOP3SmE=&h=270&w=270&sz=20&hl=en&start=234&sig2=2oi_NusxNMAfFhtuaP61_w&tbnid=tIZs2Khki5D6qM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=113&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcarmela%2Bsoprano%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D216&ei=GZfmSYr0G9j8nQfDrNGOBw
To all of you true fashionistas...FUGGEDABOUDIT.
April 14, 2009
Fashion Rx
Does anyone watch "What Not To Wear"? Good show, right? I do not watch this show as often as I would like, as I try not to subject Mark to this, but am able to sneak it in on lovely occasions, like this evening. Being a fashion enthusiast, I really enjoy the outfits, the practical style tips and the final unveiling of the newly made over formerly fashion challenged subject. It's educational (It IS on "The LEARNING Channel") and on the non-trashy end of the reality TV spectrum, serving as a good break from "For the Love of Ray J".
What I find curious is that 99% the subjects often end up balling halfway through the show, whether it is in their hotel room or in the middle of a department store, there are always waterworks. Might I ask what they are crying about? Are they crying about the $5000 dollar shopping spree in New York that they are partaking in? The free hair make over and make up consultation? Or is it the personal stylists? If anything, I would lose it at the beginning when they went through my wardrobe and threw away my favorite clothing.
I also wonder where they find some of these people (See: http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/slideshows/before-and-after/season-6-slideshow.html ). If any of you caught the episode with the girl who had an actual detachable raccoon tale as part of her wardrobe, I am sure you are thinking the same thing. I'm all about having your own sense of style, but a tail? I would also like to see these people 3 months after the makeovers...Similar to "The Bachelor: After The Final Rose". I am willing to bet this chick pulled a Jason and has the tail on again.
Also interesting to me, is the episode where Stacey and Clinton barged in on someone's wedding, and swept the couple away to be made over, at the husbands request. Could the bride have been happy about this? A- They broke up her wedding B- They told her she would have to postpone her wedding a week, fly to New York and come back to get married. C- Her groom was esentially saying, "Hey, I will marry you after you get your look together". This is one episode that the subject would have every reason to sob! The one redeeming fact is that they took the husband away to be made over too, telling him that his bride to be wasn't the only one flaunting fashion faux paus. Take a look at the poor woman and her husband: http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/slideshows/before-and-after/season-6-slideshow.html
When it comes down to it, great show. Excellent to catch a marathon on a lazy Saturday. Clinton, Stacy and Carmindy (Who is not a stripper or Madonna, yet gets away with having only one name) are also cute and loveable, making the show that much better.
Know someone you'd like to nominate (Idea: Good way to insult one of your boyfriend's ex-girlfriends):
http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/geton/index.html
What I find curious is that 99% the subjects often end up balling halfway through the show, whether it is in their hotel room or in the middle of a department store, there are always waterworks. Might I ask what they are crying about? Are they crying about the $5000 dollar shopping spree in New York that they are partaking in? The free hair make over and make up consultation? Or is it the personal stylists? If anything, I would lose it at the beginning when they went through my wardrobe and threw away my favorite clothing.
I also wonder where they find some of these people (See: http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/slideshows/before-and-after/season-6-slideshow.html ). If any of you caught the episode with the girl who had an actual detachable raccoon tale as part of her wardrobe, I am sure you are thinking the same thing. I'm all about having your own sense of style, but a tail? I would also like to see these people 3 months after the makeovers...Similar to "The Bachelor: After The Final Rose". I am willing to bet this chick pulled a Jason and has the tail on again.
Also interesting to me, is the episode where Stacey and Clinton barged in on someone's wedding, and swept the couple away to be made over, at the husbands request. Could the bride have been happy about this? A- They broke up her wedding B- They told her she would have to postpone her wedding a week, fly to New York and come back to get married. C- Her groom was esentially saying, "Hey, I will marry you after you get your look together". This is one episode that the subject would have every reason to sob! The one redeeming fact is that they took the husband away to be made over too, telling him that his bride to be wasn't the only one flaunting fashion faux paus. Take a look at the poor woman and her husband: http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/slideshows/before-and-after/season-6-slideshow.html
When it comes down to it, great show. Excellent to catch a marathon on a lazy Saturday. Clinton, Stacy and Carmindy (Who is not a stripper or Madonna, yet gets away with having only one name) are also cute and loveable, making the show that much better.
Know someone you'd like to nominate (Idea: Good way to insult one of your boyfriend's ex-girlfriends):
http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/geton/index.html
April 10, 2009
Urban Oasis
So I just looked at the ten day forecast and it reads 56 degrees and rainy on day ten.... Not what I was hoping for! I was looking for 70 and sunny, weather.com! It's apparently a Chicago tradition to start saying that the weather is going to get and stay nice when we see the first glipse of sun and warmer temps, which is often on St. Patty's weekend. It's fantastic to have the party weekend of the year in such weather, the problem is that it Lincoln Parkers really can't store their North Faces away until May!!!! If Chicago wasn't the MOST fantastic city on earth May through Mid-October, I would be outta here!
For those of you looking for a brief escape, I have an answer that will last a bit longer than those 10 blissful minutes of relaxation in the tanning bed (which I am no longer participating in since 30 is approaching like it's going out of style and I would rather not have skin looking like a Member's Only leather jacket from 1983) and that is cheaper than a trip to the Bahamas. Grab your girls and head down to 1030 North State and find your tropical oasis!
Located in the heart of the ever famous Viagra Triangle, Trader Vics Chicago ( http://www.tradervicschicago.com/ ), which was once a staple at the Palmer House and has recently re-located and re-opened, is a tropical getaway that will make you feel like you are in the Tahiti for happy hour! Trader Vics Polynesian style interior and 5 page drink menu that boasts beverages sipped out of coconuts (try the Chi-Chi...I love it!!!) and multi colored drinks with parrots sticking out of them, you cannot go wrong! They claim to have invented the Mai Tai, and from the way theirs taste you'd better believe it!
The food is also fantastic! With a Polynesian inspired menu, the taste is definitely unique to Chicago. I love the macadamia nut mahi mahi, seared Hawaiian tuna and the filet of beef. Everything else I have sampled is fabuloso as well! The food is cooked in a woodfire stove, making the tastes a change from the norm and ever so flavorful.
Get out of the cold and let a Mai Tai warm you up!!!! This is no Dick's Last Resort...The cheese factor is definitely not in that ballpark! After all, Hef takes the Girls Next Door there, and who says non-cheesy like the Hef-ster :-)...Good enough for Kendra, good enough for you :-).
Mojito Mondays - $5 Mojitos
Mai Tai Tuesdays - $5 Mai Tais
Check out the reviews:
http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/food/1364634,FOO-News-vics07.article
http://www.cheekychicago.com/trader-vics/
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/apr/14/hefner-pals-drop-singers-new-gig/
For those of you looking for a brief escape, I have an answer that will last a bit longer than those 10 blissful minutes of relaxation in the tanning bed (which I am no longer participating in since 30 is approaching like it's going out of style and I would rather not have skin looking like a Member's Only leather jacket from 1983) and that is cheaper than a trip to the Bahamas. Grab your girls and head down to 1030 North State and find your tropical oasis!
Located in the heart of the ever famous Viagra Triangle, Trader Vics Chicago ( http://www.tradervicschicago.com/ ), which was once a staple at the Palmer House and has recently re-located and re-opened, is a tropical getaway that will make you feel like you are in the Tahiti for happy hour! Trader Vics Polynesian style interior and 5 page drink menu that boasts beverages sipped out of coconuts (try the Chi-Chi...I love it!!!) and multi colored drinks with parrots sticking out of them, you cannot go wrong! They claim to have invented the Mai Tai, and from the way theirs taste you'd better believe it!
The food is also fantastic! With a Polynesian inspired menu, the taste is definitely unique to Chicago. I love the macadamia nut mahi mahi, seared Hawaiian tuna and the filet of beef. Everything else I have sampled is fabuloso as well! The food is cooked in a woodfire stove, making the tastes a change from the norm and ever so flavorful.
Get out of the cold and let a Mai Tai warm you up!!!! This is no Dick's Last Resort...The cheese factor is definitely not in that ballpark! After all, Hef takes the Girls Next Door there, and who says non-cheesy like the Hef-ster :-)...Good enough for Kendra, good enough for you :-).
Mojito Mondays - $5 Mojitos
Mai Tai Tuesdays - $5 Mai Tais
Check out the reviews:
http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/food/1364634,FOO-News-vics07.article
http://www.cheekychicago.com/trader-vics/
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/apr/14/hefner-pals-drop-singers-new-gig/
April 9, 2009
Vampires, Werewolves and Teenagers...Oh My!
"My name is Lauren, and I'm addicted to Twilight." For those of you who have read it, you know what I'm talkin 'bout. For those of you who haven't and are rolling your eyes, give me a minute. I got my hands on the first magical pages of the book last Christmas, when I had a nice little break for work and some time to relax. I wouldn't call myself an avid reader (shocking I know). I like to read, but hadn't read anything aside from US Weekly since I got halfway through Devil In The White City and decided there was too much history and not enough serial killing. This seemed like an easy read and it was on sale at Target. What wasn't to like?
At first it was somewhat of a secret read (by somewhat I mean totally), kept to the confines of my of my own home. Too embarassed to admit that I was reading tales of vampires and teenage love affairs, I kept my book safely tucked away in my purse on the El and other public venues. What was next? Would I be watching High School Musical and listening to Miley Cyrus? It sure felt like a slippery slope, and keeping this new obsession to myself was surely the way to go.
That is until one day I got to work and realized I wasn't the only one. One morning I heard fragments of conversations drifting over my cubicle wall including such words as "Vampire" and "Edward". Was I imaginging this? Could it be my totally normal and cool co-workers had read the books as well? My suspicions were confirmed as I walked into the lunchroom, and there sat one of my co-workers, Twilight in hand, unable to put it down. While I was only on book 1, some of them were on the 3rd in the series! Conversations about the books swirled around the office and suddenly not having read Twilight made you in the minority. I was in Twilight heaven.
I am now on the third book, and I even shelled out for hard cover because it is not available in paperback yet. If you haven't read it, try it. It will get you out of the day to day grind, and bring you back to high school days in a good way...But in this case the new girl, who isn't homecomming queen, gets the hot, mysterious guy. Not so much my high school experience. (If it was your high school experience, screw you :-) ).
Trust me on this one....You can literally get it for $4.96 used on Amazon, cheaper than a Big Mac Meal at McDonalds and it won't make you fat.
http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-Saga-Book-1/dp/0316015849/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239328790&sr=8-2
At first it was somewhat of a secret read (by somewhat I mean totally), kept to the confines of my of my own home. Too embarassed to admit that I was reading tales of vampires and teenage love affairs, I kept my book safely tucked away in my purse on the El and other public venues. What was next? Would I be watching High School Musical and listening to Miley Cyrus? It sure felt like a slippery slope, and keeping this new obsession to myself was surely the way to go.
That is until one day I got to work and realized I wasn't the only one. One morning I heard fragments of conversations drifting over my cubicle wall including such words as "Vampire" and "Edward". Was I imaginging this? Could it be my totally normal and cool co-workers had read the books as well? My suspicions were confirmed as I walked into the lunchroom, and there sat one of my co-workers, Twilight in hand, unable to put it down. While I was only on book 1, some of them were on the 3rd in the series! Conversations about the books swirled around the office and suddenly not having read Twilight made you in the minority. I was in Twilight heaven.
I am now on the third book, and I even shelled out for hard cover because it is not available in paperback yet. If you haven't read it, try it. It will get you out of the day to day grind, and bring you back to high school days in a good way...But in this case the new girl, who isn't homecomming queen, gets the hot, mysterious guy. Not so much my high school experience. (If it was your high school experience, screw you :-) ).
Trust me on this one....You can literally get it for $4.96 used on Amazon, cheaper than a Big Mac Meal at McDonalds and it won't make you fat.
http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-Saga-Book-1/dp/0316015849/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1239328790&sr=8-2
April 7, 2009
Santa's Little Helper
So I'm reading Glamour or In Style or one of those the other day and stumble across the new "It" lip gloss from Chanel..... http://shop.nordstrom.com/hs/MALPR36Y ... Glance at the price, and get ready for a rant...Are you kidding me? $60!!! People are paying $60 for to have their lip glosses home be in 2 small (did I mention SMALL) Chanel C's. Is it really that cool to whip that sucker out and have the lady next to you in the bathroom see that your lip gloss is "Limited Addition" Chanel?! Is the gloss made of diamonds? Do I put it on and it makes my ass get smaller? I think not...
For those of you who are into makeup but do not want to break the bank, I am introducing you to ELF (eyes, lips, face) www.eyeslipsface.com. It was passed on to me from my mom about 6 months ago (conservative families pass on recipes and heirlooms, liberal families pass on cheap makeup sites). I promise you, it is MUCH better than Wet and Wild (I'm not a fan) or any of the other cheap brands you find at Walgreens. I use their eyeshadow, lip gloss and face shimmer on a daily basis!
Individual lip glosses, eye shadows etc. are only $1!!!! You could buy 60 of these : http://www.eyeslipsface.com/lips/hypershine_gloss for the price of ONE Chanel Limited Edition lip gloss.
You can also find great, inexpensive gifts for your girlfriends!
http://www.eyeslipsface.com/eyes/get_the_looks
http://www.eyeslipsface.com/predesigned_kits
Give it a try! It will feel like Christmas in April when you order 25 things (for $25!!!) and get the big box'o'makeup in the mail!!
For those of you who are into makeup but do not want to break the bank, I am introducing you to ELF (eyes, lips, face) www.eyeslipsface.com. It was passed on to me from my mom about 6 months ago (conservative families pass on recipes and heirlooms, liberal families pass on cheap makeup sites). I promise you, it is MUCH better than Wet and Wild (I'm not a fan) or any of the other cheap brands you find at Walgreens. I use their eyeshadow, lip gloss and face shimmer on a daily basis!
Individual lip glosses, eye shadows etc. are only $1!!!! You could buy 60 of these : http://www.eyeslipsface.com/lips/hypershine_gloss for the price of ONE Chanel Limited Edition lip gloss.
You can also find great, inexpensive gifts for your girlfriends!
http://www.eyeslipsface.com/eyes/get_the_looks
http://www.eyeslipsface.com/predesigned_kits
Give it a try! It will feel like Christmas in April when you order 25 things (for $25!!!) and get the big box'o'makeup in the mail!!
April 6, 2009
Play Ball!
Watching Soriano lead off Cubs opening day with a homer has inspired me to talk a little baseball today. I won't be talking about Zambrano's pitching like the boys at the bar, or telling the story of how Mark got thrown up on by a wasted Brewers fan last year (maybe next time....that is a killer story), I will be talking about how baseball apparel can make you hotter than the bleachers at Wrigley on a 90 degree day.
Short and sweet...Men, whether it's your boyfriend, husband or the hottie you made eye contact with on the El, like nothing more then a chick dressed in an outfit sporting the name or logo of their favorite team. We all know guys think about little else than sports and sex (sorry), making such outfits a killer combo! Add a Miller Lite in hand and you will have more options than the next Bachelorette before you can take your second sip! Short skirts and stiletto's don't have anything on my Cubs matching tracksuit, I swear to you.
There are a few easy rules to making this work:
1- VINTAGE = GOOD....The vintage look is hot right now for both men's and women's sports gear.
2- Beware the Alyssa Milano line "Touch". There are some cute pieces, but much borders on trash wear...The key is to make it cute without making it look trashy! For example....Here is a DON'T:
http://www.cafepress.com/cubbiesbaseball.153898412
3- No men's over sized sweatshirts and nothing that is so tight it looks painted on...Make it cute and make it fit.
4- A head to toe look is killer, ie a tracksuit, but don't over do it. Stick with blues, blacks or greys..Steer clear of pink, it adds the high maintenance factor to the look...Keep it sporty
5- Don't spend money on a jersey....Baseball players get traded left and right and you look like a moron having no clue the jersey you are wearing is of someone who has been traded .
6-No Fukadome gear purchased outside of the Cubby Bear....Having a Japanese player on your team doesn't make sporting a shirt that says "Hory Cow" any less racist.
Home opener at Wrigey is next Monday so you've got time to hop on the sites below, place an order and watch how easy it is to get to first base :-)!!!
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3307031&cp=1452346.1452694.1485408
http://www.cubworld.com/product/VINTAGE735/Chicago_Cubs_Ash_Crawling_Bear_Womans_Vintage_Crew_Neck_TShirt_by_5th_Ocean.html
For sports other than MLB Retro sport is an awesome line, especially for Bears gear:
www.retrosportapparel.com
Short and sweet...Men, whether it's your boyfriend, husband or the hottie you made eye contact with on the El, like nothing more then a chick dressed in an outfit sporting the name or logo of their favorite team. We all know guys think about little else than sports and sex (sorry), making such outfits a killer combo! Add a Miller Lite in hand and you will have more options than the next Bachelorette before you can take your second sip! Short skirts and stiletto's don't have anything on my Cubs matching tracksuit, I swear to you.
There are a few easy rules to making this work:
1- VINTAGE = GOOD....The vintage look is hot right now for both men's and women's sports gear.
2- Beware the Alyssa Milano line "Touch". There are some cute pieces, but much borders on trash wear...The key is to make it cute without making it look trashy! For example....Here is a DON'T:
http://www.cafepress.com/cubbiesbaseball.153898412
3- No men's over sized sweatshirts and nothing that is so tight it looks painted on...Make it cute and make it fit.
4- A head to toe look is killer, ie a tracksuit, but don't over do it. Stick with blues, blacks or greys..Steer clear of pink, it adds the high maintenance factor to the look...Keep it sporty
5- Don't spend money on a jersey....Baseball players get traded left and right and you look like a moron having no clue the jersey you are wearing is of someone who has been traded .
6-No Fukadome gear purchased outside of the Cubby Bear....Having a Japanese player on your team doesn't make sporting a shirt that says "Hory Cow" any less racist.
Home opener at Wrigey is next Monday so you've got time to hop on the sites below, place an order and watch how easy it is to get to first base :-)!!!
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3307031&cp=1452346.1452694.1485408
http://www.cubworld.com/product/VINTAGE735/Chicago_Cubs_Ash_Crawling_Bear_Womans_Vintage_Crew_Neck_TShirt_by_5th_Ocean.html
For sports other than MLB Retro sport is an awesome line, especially for Bears gear:
www.retrosportapparel.com
April 3, 2009
Waste The Last Hour Of Your Friday...
Happy Friday! I know you are sitting at your desk wondering how you are going to make it for one more hour in your cubicle before the Miller Lite free flow starts at Happy Hour. I am here to save you! Waste the next 15-30 minutes (45 if you slowly pass it along to friends via email) by clicking on the link below and uploading a picture of yourself onto the website. The extremely high tech, technologically advanced site, developed by what are sure to be the most gifted web developers on earth, will answer that burning question: What celebrity do I look like most?
You know you've been at the grocery store checkout and the person taking your credit card says "Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like Jennifer Aniston?" Or you've been at the bar, and the guy you are chatting it up with (who is OBVIOUSLY not trying to go home with you) says "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Giselle?" Now you can find out if you really do!
Enjoy and have a great weekend!!!
http://celebrity.myheritage.com/celebrity-collage
PS Don't cry...I got Tara Reid (Who knew it could figure out that I have a tramp stamp by just looking at my face???)...It can't get much worse than that.
You know you've been at the grocery store checkout and the person taking your credit card says "Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like Jennifer Aniston?" Or you've been at the bar, and the guy you are chatting it up with (who is OBVIOUSLY not trying to go home with you) says "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Giselle?" Now you can find out if you really do!
Enjoy and have a great weekend!!!
http://celebrity.myheritage.com/celebrity-collage
PS Don't cry...I got Tara Reid (Who knew it could figure out that I have a tramp stamp by just looking at my face???)...It can't get much worse than that.
April 2, 2009
Hair In The City
Getting your hair done in Chicago....What a joke. Those of you who live here know that you walk into most salons, and walk out with a $200+ tab for hair that isn't all that fabulous. Searching for a great salon and a fabulous stylist in this city is like searching for a guy under 30 year here who isn't drunk 5 days a week and wants to settle down....Good luck! I spent 4 years looking for "the one".... (If you just want to know who "The One" is without the drama, skip to the end of this lengthy blog, click on the link and make an appointment...If you want to know how I found it, read on).
The number of salons I have been to in my 4 years in Chicago exceeds the number of guys I dated before I found Mark (keeping in mind that I hated dating and keeping these roots blonde is like a full time job). I bounced around a few trendy downtown salons, before finding my first "long" term relationship with a Wrigleyville salon. It was small, cute and friendly, the same person cut, colored and dried my hair. I didn't feel like I was in Manhattan and I was good with that. They had some dogs...they even offered you beer with your service! How Wrigleyville and cute! I didn't LOVE my hair, but it was good enough and I was comfortable and content. My stylist was also from Michigan, we swapped tattoo stories, I even bought her a Christmas gift. I went there for a good to 2 years UNTIL I found out their dirty little secret from an ex client....They were CHARGING me for the beer! They added it on to my tab of services, with me none the wiser! How could they?! I felt cheated....It was time to move on...I didn't need a salon who needed to give their clients a buzz to love their hair.
I then went back to an "ex", which we all know never works. It was comfortable...It was a stylist that I had formerly seen, but in the past we had conflicting schedules so it hadn't worked. Maybe it would work out this time....My hair did look better, she really is great! However, I practically had to get a second job to pay for my hair...insanely high for a Northside salon. I didn't know what to do, so I stayed, avoiding the inevitable break up, convinced you had a to pay a hefty price for trendy tresses in the Chi.
And then I found "the one". Ironically, it was when I wasn't even looking for a salon (isn't that how it always happens?). I was sick of the corporate world (a nightmare which I shall blog about at a later date) and I was looking for a new job. I applied for an opening at Exsalonce, a small Roscoe Village salon and spa, and was hired. I had full intentions of staying loyal to my former stylist...until they told me about the generous employee discount! I had to at least give it a try.... From that moment, I'm telling you, my hair has never looked better. In the past I have told stylists to make my hair "big" and it's just never big enough...I left looking like I was from Dallas (not to say this is standard, for those of you who aren't into that look) and I was in love. They listened to me! There were actually stylists who know how to follow direction and don't charge your life savings for it! They have an incredible ability to see a persons style and style their hair accordingly! People of all ages, men and women, leave looking amazing! Don't even get me started on the extensions....
They are totally reasonably priced ($45-$50 for a cut, $85+ for hi-lights, $65 for single process), quick and efficient and the stylists do a FANTASTIC JOB. They give discounts for referrals, run generous promotions and treat their clients as they should be!
I will never go to another Chicago salon. Don't waste 4 years trying to find "The One" like I did.
It's not just me...Read the reviews on Yelp http://www.yelp.com/biz/exsalonce-salon-and-day-spa-chicago?rpp=40&sort_by=date_desc
http://www.exsaloncechicago.com/
The number of salons I have been to in my 4 years in Chicago exceeds the number of guys I dated before I found Mark (keeping in mind that I hated dating and keeping these roots blonde is like a full time job). I bounced around a few trendy downtown salons, before finding my first "long" term relationship with a Wrigleyville salon. It was small, cute and friendly, the same person cut, colored and dried my hair. I didn't feel like I was in Manhattan and I was good with that. They had some dogs...they even offered you beer with your service! How Wrigleyville and cute! I didn't LOVE my hair, but it was good enough and I was comfortable and content. My stylist was also from Michigan, we swapped tattoo stories, I even bought her a Christmas gift. I went there for a good to 2 years UNTIL I found out their dirty little secret from an ex client....They were CHARGING me for the beer! They added it on to my tab of services, with me none the wiser! How could they?! I felt cheated....It was time to move on...I didn't need a salon who needed to give their clients a buzz to love their hair.
I then went back to an "ex", which we all know never works. It was comfortable...It was a stylist that I had formerly seen, but in the past we had conflicting schedules so it hadn't worked. Maybe it would work out this time....My hair did look better, she really is great! However, I practically had to get a second job to pay for my hair...insanely high for a Northside salon. I didn't know what to do, so I stayed, avoiding the inevitable break up, convinced you had a to pay a hefty price for trendy tresses in the Chi.
And then I found "the one". Ironically, it was when I wasn't even looking for a salon (isn't that how it always happens?). I was sick of the corporate world (a nightmare which I shall blog about at a later date) and I was looking for a new job. I applied for an opening at Exsalonce, a small Roscoe Village salon and spa, and was hired. I had full intentions of staying loyal to my former stylist...until they told me about the generous employee discount! I had to at least give it a try.... From that moment, I'm telling you, my hair has never looked better. In the past I have told stylists to make my hair "big" and it's just never big enough...I left looking like I was from Dallas (not to say this is standard, for those of you who aren't into that look) and I was in love. They listened to me! There were actually stylists who know how to follow direction and don't charge your life savings for it! They have an incredible ability to see a persons style and style their hair accordingly! People of all ages, men and women, leave looking amazing! Don't even get me started on the extensions....
They are totally reasonably priced ($45-$50 for a cut, $85+ for hi-lights, $65 for single process), quick and efficient and the stylists do a FANTASTIC JOB. They give discounts for referrals, run generous promotions and treat their clients as they should be!
I will never go to another Chicago salon. Don't waste 4 years trying to find "The One" like I did.
It's not just me...Read the reviews on Yelp http://www.yelp.com/biz/exsalonce-salon-and-day-spa-chicago?rpp=40&sort_by=date_desc
http://www.exsaloncechicago.com/
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